• "That’s a funny idea!"

    (Source: vickysbeautiful, via letsgoleft)

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  • alessandroscocciapappagallo:

    Thank you Bathtub Barracuda.

    (via thosesilvertiles)

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  • witness-protection-with-wings:

    witness-protection-with-wings:

    so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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    i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

    (Source: witnessprotectionwithwings, via thosesilvertiles)

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  • transgirlamethyst:

    sadim0uto:

    sadim0uto:

    Hello!! I’m in need of a HUGE signal boost right now (and maybe a big reporting session) because my best friend is being blackmailed by her ex boyfriend. 

    I’m not exactly sure what I’m supposed to put here, but I feel like this should be a warning for anyone who knows him and just a general informative thing. Jacob lives in Australia and is 16 years of age. They’ve had a very unhealthy relationship and he’s threatened sending out her nudes multiple times. Jacob is very manipulative and emotionally abusive towards her and even ends up pulling me and her other friends into not being able to do anything because it’ll end up hurting her. He’s made around 7 Twitter accounts to contact my friend in the times that she was trying to get out of the relationship.

    In the picture above, he’s posted her nudes and threatened her.

    ALL IM ASKING IS FOR YOU TO REPORT HIM ON EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING:

    His Twitter accounts all start with @/neinthousand but the one that was most recently used was: @/neinthousand12 (but it was apparently deleted)

    His Facebook account is:Jacob R Hynes, and he has more but I am unable to find them. They’re under Jacob Hynes and the like.

    ********** UPDATES!!! **********

    First, we thought we had a compromise. 

    Then this happened not even a minute after:

    PLEASE CONTINUE REBLOGGING THIS. My friend is only 15 years of age and this is absolutely horrible. We’re getting ahold of local authorities but if you see the pictures anywhere (namely twitter) REPORT THEM IMMEDIATELY.

    If you check OP’s blog, it says “I LIED TROLOLOLOL” but that’s just not true!!! The guy in these screenshots harassed OP into oblivion, and they deleted, and then he took the url.

    (via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

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  • klefable:

    shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

    (via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

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  • itsabbycadabby:

    abulletforniki:

    powerofvoodoo:

    well this is rEALLY FUCKING CUTE.

    IT’S THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER SEEN.

    hOW CUTE OH MY GOD

    (Source: iraffiruse, via fergussonweblogxz)

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  • octopansy:

    unexplained-events:

    Mutant Giant Spider Dog Prank

    I would cry

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    that little dog is probably so confused like why is everyone running away please come back and pet me

    (via lorrettadicketownnl)

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  • (Source: ridge, via neptune-moonlight)

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  • queen-of-love-and-beauty:

    "I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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    "open books not legs"

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    "why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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    "As always, late with Starbucks"

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    "modest is hottest"

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    "I’m not like those girls”

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    (via daddyporn)

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  • (Source: fencehopping, via clairdiecat)

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  • joshpeck:

    alright, put the money in the bag….

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    PUT IT IN

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    umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir

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    oh hahahahahaha

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    ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY

    (via neptune-moonlight)

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  • the-gallifreyan-detective:

    this is my favorite blooper for the whole series and I really wanna know what he said to her that got that reaction.

    (Source: stinson, via theperksofunoriginality)

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  • miaaaaaaauuuuuuu:

    me: hell yeah i love talking to my best friend

    person: what do you guys talk about

    me:

    me: uhh

    me:

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    (via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

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  • yung-lipton:

    These hit the blunts tweets 😂😂💀

    (via somanyfandomsatonce)

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  • bundere:

    I WAS DRAWING A PENIS BUT MY MOM CAME IN SO I HURRIED AND MADE IT INTO AN ALPACA„

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    she just walked past really fast and didn’t say anything I THINK IT WORKED

    QUICK

    EMERGENCY ALPACA

    (via lorrettadicketownnl)

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