• lexicution3r:

    lexicution3r:

    my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

    “How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

    “How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

    “DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

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    (via humoric)

  • lesbianathogwarts:

    baddadclub:

    Absolutely stunning scene for character development for Fred and George. You can really see how they are older brothers.

    (via meow-meowbeenz)

  • foie:

    thecutestofthecute:

    My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

    I am tearing up

    (Source: reddit.com, via intensional)

  • lameust:

    cassbuttstiel:

    I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up

     

    (via slaveryqueen)

  • peace-love-hippieness:

    imreallycoolandfriendly:

    cooldudebro:

    figililly:

    A lion with melanism, a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black.

    isnt nature amazing

    Wow This is incredible.

    Why isnt darker beauty treated this way more often

    (via pardonmepeter)

  • peace-love-hippieness:

    imreallycoolandfriendly:

    cooldudebro:

    figililly:

    A lion with melanism, a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black.

    isnt nature amazing

    Wow This is incredible.

    Why isnt darker beauty treated this way more often

    (via pardonmepeter)

  • nopantsrevolution:

    danglingthpider:

    phlynn:

    please dont make disney characters have tattoos and piercings and blackhair and stretchers

    please

    stop

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    (via jenniaceworldcw)

  • 17000dollarballpit:

    I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick

    (Source: okdoufingerurself, via peterswebmemhi)

  • 17000dollarballpit:

    I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick

    (Source: okdoufingerurself, via peterswebmemhi)

  • magneito:

    magneito:

    does anyone else remember the shrek version of american idol that was in the bonus features of shrek 2 or was that just some crazy dream i had

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    its real

    (Source: magneito, via tessahandswebmemrm)

  • sitcorn:

    "yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

    "what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

    (via turtles-andunicorns)

  • yelled:

    when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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    (via stopeatingwhalesucunts)

  • lameust:

    humorlord:

    221books:

    cornflakepizza:

    winchesterbr0s:

    hesmybrother-hesadopted:

    beesmygod:

    “chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

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    it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

    This makes me really chuffed.

    This post is quite egregious

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    Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

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    Humor

     

    (Source: boosmygod, via slaveryqueen)